God is great


We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’

“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm.   (via jolinxo)

(Source: moscowisburning, via differentandindifferent)

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72 Degrees in the shade.
The Animated Self Portrait 
T.S Abe

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

yes hello I am here

This image represents all of Deidara’s potential. He can make out with himself. What else can he do? He could also give himself love bites with these mouths. He could suck his own dick. He could eat his own ass. He could suck his own dick and eat his own ass at the same time. He could make out with 4 people at once (if you count the mouth on his chest). He could suck 4 dicks at once. He could eat 4 asses at once. I believe Deidara has the most potential out of all the Akatsuki and arguably, everyone in the series.

ohhhhhhhh, stop it you.



Oh i get it now.



Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand


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